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Remodeling tips, trends, ideas, and a few things thrown in for giggles

January 18, 2011

Grout Restoration


Grout restoration is a task that most first time bath renovators’ dread. Cracking, discolored, or stained grout full of dirt and mildew can leave almost any homeowner in despair – we've even known a few to consider moving so as to avoid it.  Unfortunately, no matter what you've heard, reasoning with it will not make it go away, nor is there a Mildew Fairy who can magically make all your tiling problems disappear …  there are however some things you can do that, almost almost as good as magic, will make your grout gleam like new again.


What is Grout?
Grout comes from the old English word Grut meaning “mud.”   Grout is an underappreciated, and oft times under-maintained (is that even a word?) element of a bathroom (or kitchen) décor.  You will more than likely never find yourself in someone’s house admiring their grout lines (unless, of course, they recently had to replace it and have dragged you over to brag) on the other hand, an otherwise pleasant bathroom can be gain significant icky points with unsightly stained, mildewed or moldy grout. 


Though there are a few exceptions (the significantly more expensive epoxy resin based grout, for example), generally speaking grout is a simple recipe of Portland cement and colorant.  This concrete like porous material not only adds strength to tiled surfaces but also subtly enhances (or significantly detracts from) the beauty of your tile facade.  Grout is typically classified in two distinct types “Sanded” (the most common) and “Un-sanded.”  As you may well guess the principle difference between the two is… well, sand.  Sand in the mix increases the grout’s strength (like pebbles mixed into the concrete for sidewalks) and reduces the likelihood the grout will shrink and crack when cured.  The sand however, also increases the bulk of the grout – which is why unsanded grout is used for thin grout lines too small for sanded grout to get into.  Because unsanded has no sand, the problem with shrinking (and therefore cracking and pitting) is higher.  Unsanded grout should only be used in grout lines SMALLER 1/8” (trust us, we’ve had to remove and replace more than enough unsanded grout from grout lines because of issues stemming from shrinking – even if the manufacturer’s say it’s okay for 1/8”, you don’t want to have to replace your brand new grout just days after you put it in… better safe than sorry).  


Because of grout’s porous nature, if it is not properly sealed and maintained it WILL turn from appealing to atrocious in fairly short order.  Not only is unsealed grout much more likely to retain dirt and grime, without a protective sealant coat it becomes a haven for the mold and mildew looking to set up residence in your damp shower stall.  Given the opportunity, these little spores quickly find a home in the microscopic nooks and crannies of your grout lines and, before you know it, your shower stall has gone from gleaming to gross.  Mold and mildew range in color from a sickly orange-pink, to mottled brown, to speckled or even solid black.  We may turn up our nose and associate such “severe” problems with disreputable establishments, but the truth is, bathrooms suffering from grout issues are common remodeling issues and are far from confined to motels of ill repute.  If you have recently pulled back your shower curtain and realized that you’re not the only one that could use a little freshening up, this blog is for you.


Seal That Stuff!
An old adage reminds us that “prevention is better than cure.”   These words of wisdom ring true whether you are discussing matters of health or grout restoration (stickers and lollipops for being good at the doc’s office aside).  If you have newly or recently installed tile (or can’t remember when or if your tile was sealed) you owe it to yourself to properly protect your tiled surfaces from the grime and other things that make you go “eww.”  Sealant can be purchased at most hardware or flooring stores and applied in just a few minutes with a clean rag.  As a general rule sealant should be applied about once a year – in very heavily used areas you may want to re-apply more frequently.  Sealant does NOT waterproof the grout – don’t expect it to keep water from seeping through cracked grout lines – nor does it clean the grout for you.  Before you apply the stuff spend a few minutes ensuring your grout lines are nice and clean and free of cracks and/or missing pieces.  Sealant simply prevents the little ickies from getting a foothold. 


Sometimes a “cure” becomes necessary – not every problem that may arise can be prevented (even those who have regular checkups can sometimes get sick).  But despair not fellow hammerheads, it may not be as bad as you think, and even if it is… it’s probably not as bad as you think.  More often than not a good cleanser and some elbow grease is all that is required to bring back your old grout’s luster.  Other times you can offset the signs of your grout’s age by re-coloring it –restoring its vibrancy and adding a breath of fresh air to the entire room.  Unfortunately, in the interest of full disclosure, there are times when the best remedy is to tear the old stuff out and replace it with new.  This should be a last resort option (perhaps even behind hiding under the sink in hopes of catching the Mildew Fairy on the off chance we were wrong about her existence). 


Clean it up
Before you jump right into your “restoration” process we fist need to properly evaluate the extent of the damage.  To do this the area must be thoroughly cleaned.  This includes both tile and grouted surfaces.  There are several options – from simple cleansers, to industrial strength strippers, to homemade remedies that can aid in this process. 


Tile and Grout Cleansers

Oxygen Bleach
Oxygen bleach is our preferred cleansing method.  It’s simple, effective, and safe for people, pets, and the environment (unlike its chlorine based counterpart which, although also an effective cleanser, poses significantly higher risks to the user and the environment, not to mention any fabrics that come in contact with it). Oxygen bleaches come in either a powder form or a liquid (hydrogen peroxide). As the name implies, it uses oxygen to do the “dirty work,”  or rather oxygen molecules.  Powdered bleaches are made by treating natural soda ash or natural borax with hydrogen peroxide.  These materials can absorb the oxygen while remaining free flowing solids.  Upon dissolving in water, they release the oxygen.  The released oxygen molecules then go out “like a cruise missile,” as one site refers them to, and attacks the stain.  What actually happens has less to do with military arsenals than it does with molecular science.  The freed oxygen molecule attaches to the molecules of the stain.  This changes the molecular structure of said stain so that it either has no color or else reflects color outside the visible spectrum, and walla you’ve cleaned your grout with oxygen.  The original material (now without an extra oxygen molecule) becomes little more than water (in the case of hydrogen peroxide, or water and soda ash if it was a powdered mix).

As powerful as these little free oxygen molecules are, they do have their limitations.  Only surface stains, stains that have not yet penetrated the material, are affected (that’s why they don't bleach dyed clothes).  Grime and mildew that are left long enough can set, meaning they may be beyond the reach of our friendly oxygen bleach.  So it pays to get rid of the problem as soon as possible.  More often than not however the dirt and such is only surface grime.  If the first application doesn’t remove all the discoloration don’t despair, it is not uncommon to need multiple applications to completely restore your grout’s luster (remember, there are a lot of little nooks and crannies for the gunk to hide in)
When shopping for oxygen bleaches, search out ones that contain the highest amount of active ingredient as allowed by law.  Generally speaking these higher quality bleaches are manufactured in the USA (Beware of lesser quality bleaches which often contain vast amounts of filler that do nothing but take up space in the bottle). Inferior bleaching products are easy to spot because they are priced far below quality ones.  Our recommendation is to buy the best cleanser you can.  You’ll thank yourself later. 


Acid Based Cleansers
Acidic cleaners work by etching (removing) thin layers of grout.  The acids remove the layer(s) that are gunked up thus restoring the grout to "original" pristine condition.   These industrial strength chemicals are best suited for bathrooms where significant mold or mildew is present.   They can make quick work of cleaning tiled surfaces but come with some considerable draw backs, not the least of which is the safety issues involved with using and properly storing them.  Additionally, care must be taken to neutralize the chemical reaction or the acids will continue to eat away at the grout.  The very reason these cleansers are so effective at eradicating grout problems is the very reason why, if you are not careful to take the proper safety precautions, your weekend project could wind up making you really sick. ALWAYS follow the manufacturer warnings and safety labels marked on the containers – make sure to wear the proper safety gear and ventilate the area as best you can.   

Homemade Recipes
Homemade concoctions make use of products you probably already have around the house.  In our experience few of these are more than moderately effective.  A favorite seems to be vinegar and baking soda.  While admittedly it makes a pretty cool bubbling effect we’ve never had much success using it to clean grout.

Keep in mind that even homemade concoctions are not meant to be ingested – just because you make it with products from the pantry does not mean you need to be any less vigilant in the way you store or use these products.  Always keep cleansers and other chemicals safely out of reach of children and keep away from your eyes, mouth, and/or breathing them.  Also, be extremely cautious of recipes that call for mixing different chemicals some fumes can be toxic and can be fatal. 
  
Whatever option you choose remember PROTECTIVE GEAR, including proper attire, gloves and mask to prevent inhaling the chemicals or burning your skin through prolonged exposure.  Once you have applied these chemicals allow a few hours to pass then evaluate whether you need another application of cleanser and what, if any, additional steps may need to be taken.  It may do you some good to give it a few days before making your final decision on the grout.  It takes time for the chemicals to penetrate sufficiently deep to erase the effects of discoloration and mildew.  Sometimes a couple extra days with the chemicals doing their job quietly in the background removes the final traces of the unwelcome shower guests. 


Refreshing Color
The colorant in grout naturally fades over time.  This process is accelerated with the presence of mildew or mold.  Once your grout is clean you may find the color you remember has faded and is in need of a little touch-up.  Providing your grout is not cracked, but merely discolored, a good option is applying a grout dye.  Coloring your grout is an easy grout restoration process.  Quite honestly it works better on sanded than unsanded grout, but there are several products that claim to work well on either.  Grout stains are available through your local hardware store or flooring outlet as well as online.  You will generally have to choose a shade slightly darker than your current color - it's much more difficult to go lighter as the original color will almost always bleed through.  With this in mind, go wild – you’ll be surprised how much different the space looks with even a slightly different color.  A good rule of thumb is to pick a color that is present but not prominent in your tile.  The color of the grout will bring this color out and give new life to the bathroom. 


As with any color application product, before you go smearing your chosen color all over your grout it's a good idea to test it in a small unnoticeable area (a good concealable spot is around the faucet or handles).  Follow the directions on the packaging but be sure to mask any areas you don’t want colored especially if you have semi-porous tile.
 
It's Come Down to This
If you’ve come to this point you’ve probably recently finished cussing at your grout as you've realized the extent of the damage and what that means for your weekend.  
Sometimes the best thing to do is remove the grout and begin anew.  Removing grout can be a labor intensive project - don't forget to take breaks and drink water.  The tools you will need include a utility knife, dust mask, eye protection, a vacuum (preferably a shop vac) and several hours to do your work - if possible, seriously consider investing in an oscillating saw and a grout removal blade.  .  


• Remove grout from thin seams with a utility knife.  Keep a stack of blades available to change as needed.  Because thinner lines are typically unsanded they are usually easier to remove than their sanded counterpart, but that does not mean the grout won’t be stubborn.  Have a mallet handy to help if needed in the process.  Wider seams will require a grout removal tool.  If you are doing it by hand you will want to pick up a grout saw (a small hand tool with carbide "sand paper" on the end), bear in mind, unless the area you are re-grouting is very small  you will more than likely need to dedicate more than one weekend to the project.  To speed up the process, we recommend investing in a power tool.  Several choices are available, most work well at decreasing the time you spend hating your grout.   The price points range from fairly inexpensive to practically exorbitant.  Our preference falls somewhere in the middle.  We’ve found good success with the reliable Dremel brand (A Dremel multi-max with a carbide grout blade makes quick work of the project – plus there is a variety of uses you can get out of this tool post grout removal).  For about a third the price of the Dremel you can pick up an oscillating saw at Harbor Freight and a diamond grit grout blade.  It's not the highest quality tool but it still manages to do a very respectable job for significantly fewer bills.  We have even seen grout removal blades for use with a reciprocating saw.  We haven't used these, but in our opinion a reciprocating saw outfitted for the job would greatly increase your chances of marring your tile should the saw skip.  



What ever your choice, if you are using a power tool for grout removal, you will need to wear a mask and eye protection – it can be a very dusty process and you don't want a stray piece to kick up in your eye.   Whatever method you choose, you need to remove all or most of the grout.  Remember:  you aren’t just scraping the grout you are removing it, or at least enough to ensure a good adhesion for the new grout. 


• After the old grout has been removed clean the grout lines with a vacuum.  Check to ensure that all bits and pieces of grout have been removed before you apply the new stuff.


• Mix your grout.  There are pre-mixed grouts available but they just don’t hold up as well as the mix-it-yourself option.  The pre-mixed formulas also include an acrylic additive which makes it harder to work with.  Also, there are areas where pre-mixes are not suited for (ie your shower floor – the shower will actually wash the grout right out of the lines).  Go with the powdered mix and a bucket.  Don some rubber gloves add the recommended water and mix it like a mud pie.  You can purchase mixing blades but we found it easier to mix by hand (do not try this without gloves unless you like EXTREMELY dry hands for a week).  You can then use your hands and the rubber gloves in lieu of a grout float.  Whether you decide to mix it with a paddle or your hands rubber gloves are a good idea (Why risk messing up the new manicure)?


• Apply the new grout using a grout float (or your rubber glove clad hands).  You will also need a bucket of water and a sponge to wipe away the excess grout and a clean rag.  Use the correct type of grout – unsanded should only be used on grout lines THINNER than 1/8”, use sanded for everything else (yes, including polished stone).  DO NOT leave excess grout sitting on tile to cure.  Wipe the tile down as you go, changing the water as needed.  After you have finished wiping everything down wait a few hours then wipe the haze off with a clean rag. 


• Allow the area to dry.  Grout cures harder if it is allowed to dry slowly.  Drying slower also reduces cracking.  We prefer to cover the wet grout with plastic to allow the moisture to slowly evaporate over the course of a few days.  Depending on your location you may not need to do this.    Once the grout has dried, seal it with the proper sealant.  You’re all done.  Remember to reseal the grout at least annually – you probably don’t want to have to go through this again. 


Happy Remodeling

January 12, 2011

Friends, You've Just Been Upgraded!

We know it’s been a while since our last communiqué, but we haven't forgotten you... in fact we have been busily working on a new project in YOUR honor.  It's not so much a remodeling project as it is... well, it's more like an upgrade.  During one of the functions we attended over the holidays we heard that all the really cool websites give people who follow their site or use their services (their fans, if you will) cute little names (i.e. people who employ one of the many Google products out there are… “Googlers,” folks who prefer to do their shopping on E-bay are… “E-bayers,” internet surfers who use the popular site Twitter are… “Twits,” (don’t blame us, we didn't choose the name) and everyone knows that those who catch up on the latest ongoings of anyone they've every known or met via Facebook are… well, those are just stalkers - we're only kidding FB... please don’t shorten our friends list!).  

Since we’re hoping to one day have a movie made about our meteoric rise to cyber stardom, we figured we better start preparing now and get on the name calling bandwagon before all the "good" ones are taken up. So after much deliberation (and an intense game of “Rock, Paper, Scissors”) we've finally come up with THE name.  A title that will merit respect, an appellation that will be lauded, a moniker that will say to the world “Hey, I didn't accidentally type the wrong web address in, I came here on purpose!”  And so we say to all our friends and fans out there,  "Welcome... 'Hammer-heads'" (look on the bright side, you were a mere "Paper beats Rock" away from being “Dust-mites”).  

Keep your eyes peeled for upcoming buttons, clip-art, and maybe a banner or two that you can print out to proclaim your upgraded status – then again, you can probably just as easily write “Proud to be a Hammer-head” on a fast food restaurant napkin in sharpie and tape it to your window (that’s pretty much all we were going to do anyways). 

Thanks for stopping by, you Hammer-heads you!

December 28, 2010

Upcycling your Christmas Trash


The final Christmas packages have been unwrapped, the last morsels have been emptied from their decorative cookie tins, and the bathroom scales have been safely hidden for at least another month.  Now it’s time to take down the lights, put the living room back together, and give the sanitation department some overtime collecting the vestiges of our holiday gifting frenzy.  But before you stuff all the Christmas "trash" into a sack and toss it by curb, consider “upcycling” some of those post consumer party products (no, we don’t mean the fruitcake). 


Upcycling is the trendy way of saying “re-purpose your old stuff into new stuff.”  In other words, forgo the recycling centers (or <gasp> the landfill) and make use of the items without the middle man.  Since we at The Dusty Hammer are so forward thinking we thought what better way to ring in the New Year than to provide you our friends (yes both of you) this post holiday list of upcycling ideas for those Christmas remnants you've got lying around.   Okay, you're right - we're not THAT "enlightened."  We are however pretty good at taking credit for other people's bright ideas... as such we've tapped into the cerebral cortex of our friends at the E Advisor Blog (or their mainframe anyways) who have compiled an interesting collection of possible projects for your post consumer party products.  Some of our favorites include:  

1.    Wine Bottle Plant Nanny:  Worried about what the neighbors will think when you set two trash cans full of wine bottles out for garbage day?  Instead of just tossing them, turn those empty liquor jugs into plant Nannies… that way you’re not the only thing your neighbors call “lush.” 
2.   3D Paper Snowflakes:  Cuz Christmas doesn’t have a monopoly on winter décor and these are way cooler than the folded snowflakes you made in grade school.
3.   Christmas Card Luminaries:  A beautiful way to enjoy those pretty cards again and again and shed some decorative light on your next year's holiday festivities.
4.   Thank You Card:  You want them to send you gifts next year, don't you?!
5.   3D Card Star:  A great tree-topper project for next year’s Tannenbaum (or just to impress the neighbors with your mad origami skills).
6.    Reuse It:  Okay, gift bags yes, but if you're like us and subscribe to the "rip it open as fast as you can" method… you're probably better off sticking with one of the other options listed above.   
7.   Mail Used Greeting Cards to St. Jude's Ranch for Children:  If crafts aren't your thing you can still make good use of those old cards by donating them to St. Jude's Recycled Card Program. This great program not only turns old cards into new ones but helps benefit the important work St. Jude’s does for terminally ill children. Going green and helping kids, now what could be better?

December 14, 2010

The Holiday Decorating Toolbox


The Dusty Hammer LOVES Christmas!  The smells, the sounds, the sights, we love it all... that is until we have to shimmy up a precariously balanced ladder in order to proclaim our holiday cheer in twinkling incandescent miniature lights.  You know the drill: trudge out to the garage, climb into the attic, rearrange everything stored up there in order to get to the lights (which somehow always wind up all the way in the back), lug the ladder around to the front of the house, climb to the top of said ladder and then… begin cussing like Yosemite Sam as you search in vain for the tool you swear you just had but can’t seem to find anywhere! When you finally finish the traditional decorating and swearing you say to yourself, “there’s got to be a better way.”  Well friends, there is (no it doesn’t require paying the neighbor kid to do it for you – although that may not be a bad option…).  Put together a Holiday decorating toolbox for yourself.  By keeping all the important “tools” close at hand you can speed up the frost bitten lighting ceremony and bring back the holiday cheer to your decorating activities. 


Toolboxes are great!  We use them for just about everything… we’ve got a dedicated toolbox with a load of electrical tools, one to satisfy plumbing needs, there’s a toolbox for tile and drywall work, and even one for miscellaneous demolition tools… But it wasn’t until a few years ago while laying flat on my back staring up at the roof that moments ago I had been searching for my misplaced stapler (which coincidentally was laying next to me - right where I had left it at the bottom of the ladder) that inspiration hit me (or more aptly – I hit it) and I realized how handy a Holiday decorating toolbox would be

First let’s start off with the box itself – there about a bazillion options, but honestly most of these “options” add little value to the toolbox and can even make it less user friendly.  We prefer the ol’ tried and true variety - you know the standard rectangle shape toolbox with latches that open the lid – over the fancier versions with little storage compartments on the outside.  Inside our Holiday decorating toolbox is a small removable compartment for storage of the smaller items, and ample space for the bigger stuff in the bottom.  (All those tiny external see through cubbies look handy on the store shelf, but in practice they typically aren’t worth the cheap plastic they are made from and, far too often, the cubbies are broken after a few uses anyways. 

An important element of any good Holiday decorating toolbox is portability – as cool and indestructible as those metal toolboxes may be remember: we have to haul this bad boy up a ladder, which is why we like the lighter high density plastic versions over the prettier (and heavier) diamond plated ones. 

Now that you’ve got a good toolbox to store your merry decorating kit you can begin outfitting it. 
There are several “specialty items” that will make decorating much faster and more fun:
Monofilament
First toss in a couple spools of monofilament – a fancy word for fishing line.  Get yourself a couple of spools (one in 20 lb and one 50 lb test lines – which means essentially how much weight the line can hold).  This is one of the best specialty “tools” you can have in your holiday decorating toolbox.  Monofilament is great for retying icicle lights that have gone astray or to invisibly stake down various outdoor decorations such as a giant inflatable Frosty the Snowman. 

Cable Ties
Cable Ties rock!  There’s little mess, they go up easy and come down easy.  They allow you to fix broken decorations, hold things together and so much more.  There are literally thousands of uses for these handy little ties and you can rarely have too many.  Consider purchasing a multi-size package, once you’ve used ‘em you’re sure to love ‘em.

Command Kits
Command Kits are a 3M product that allows you to temporarily hang things from interior walls (some of them work the exterior as well) without marring.  These versatile hooks have a special adhesive that holds fast to walls and releases with a gentle tug.  No muss no fuss.   

Must-Have-Tools and Accessories for the Holiday Decorating Toolbox:
·                 Dead Blow/Hammer combo – Because sometimes you need the finesse of a rubber mallet and sometimes you just need to pound the crap outta something!
·                  Screw Drivers - we prefer the convenience of a multi head combo driver which offers two sizes of both Philips and flat head and can be used as a wrench for common size nuts – you could also just throw in a large and small Philips and flat head screw driver if you prefer
·                  Pliers – Needle nose as well as regular
·                  Wire Cutters
·                  A Handful of Misc. Nails and Screws (in a variety of sizes)
·                  Landscape Staples - great for anchoring decorations
·                  Duct Tape - don’t think you have to be stuck with the original color…virtually any color is now available, there’s even clear duct tape available (all the strength of the original none of the unsightly gray).
·                  Electrical Tape - for those moments when you come across a wire shield that has been worn a little thin
·                  Cable Ties -  
·                  Command Kits -
·                  Monofilament
·                  Hanging Wire (or heavy duty floral wire)
·                  Velcro -
·                  Hot Glue Gun & Glue Sticks – You can take care of a whole slew of things with hot glue
·                  Super Glue – what hot glue can’t - super glue will
·                  Small Can of Touch Up Paint & Brush in your home’s exterior colors - for those oops moments
·                  Extra Light Bulbs (Blinkers, C3, C7, C9 – and any other type you use in your décor ) – I always keep a good stock of replacement bulbs and fuses, you just never know. 
·                  Green Extension Cords – 2 or 3 that are 40ft if you can (we also really like outlet stakes for the outdoor electrical needs)
·                  Outdoor timers – optional
·                  Power Drill – though this isn’t a necessity it sure does make things a lot easier.  Ours doesn’t go in the tool box because we use it so often but it is definitely a good tool to take with you on your next decorating adventure!


Bonus Tips: 
Be sure to remove those extra light bulbs and fuse packs from your string lights and outdoor décor.  Add them to your toolbox so when you have to replace a bulb you can find them easily. 

For hanging decorative items (ie wreaths and such) on vinyl siding without voiding the warranty with a moisture inducing hole, Siding Hooks are a good option.  These specialty hooks are shaped pieces of stainless steel that slide up under the lip of the siding and lock into place using the sidings own channel.  They don't mar, are easy to remove and are available at most hardware stores - especially during the holiday season. 

Happy Decorating

December 10, 2010

Umm... TRON Licensed Designer Chairs?


TRON: Legacy hits theaters next week and the Disney marketing execs have kicked the production of the officially licensed movie tie-ins into high gear.  The latest addition to this arsenal of TRON inspired baubles employs the stylings of NY designer Dror Benshetrit for a high end chair targeted at those of us who still fondly recall the 80s computerized cult sensation and the subsequent TRON arcade games. 


Unfortunately the $15,000 price tag wasn't enough to justify including that awesome digital glow effect.  Still, even without the phosphorescent detailing the TRON Armchair looks considerably more sculptural than functional (and about as tough on the posterior as the virtual world's landscape that inspired the design was on one of those cool computerized light-cycles). I wonder if there's a red leather recliner option.  

December 8, 2010

Would You Like a Booth?

Recently the Dusty Hammer’s team of pariah bloggers were given a rare moment of respite to give our overtaxed minds a break from trying to come up with clever anecdotes for construction projects – plus we had used up all the cereal bowls and were resorting to pots and pans to eat our fruit loops out of.
 
Our brief taste of freedom took us to a local eatery where a pleasant young waitress asked the question that those who frequent restaurants have often pondered, “Would you like to wait for a booth?”  As if the fate of the world hinged upon our decision, we deliberated (already knowing what our answer would be). Our heads lifted from our makeshift huddle as we answered “Of course,” in techie geek unison!

What makes these upholstered nooks so desirable that many of us are, in fact, willing to wait for the coveted booth?  And how is it able to be both a great location for casual meals as well as the perfect setting for intimate dining?  Besides often being much easier on the posterior than the typical bistro chairs, a booth provides privacy (even in a crowded restaurant) and, more importantly, a feeling of closeness that’s hard to beat.  Wanna bring that cozy feeling home - what better way to fill the awkward narrow spot at the end of a room than to install your very own banquette? 

Brief History
The beginnings of banquettes can be traced back to early 17th century French royalty where the well-to-do could park their imperial keisters on the plushly upholstered window seats in their formal sitting rooms.  By the 1900s the derriere friendly benches had made their way to the homes of “the common man” who used them for a comfortable, space saving seating solution for their small dining rooms.  With such a diverse heritage it’s little wonder that we are so enamored by them. 


Select Your Seating Option
For a truly custom look it's hard to beat the quality you can get from a built in.  The beauty of going with a fully custom settee is that you are not limited in your choices of finishes or designs.  Hiring a professional to install your cool new privacy booth will cost you somewhere between $2,000 - $4,000.  But the envious looks you get from all your friends will be well worth the clams you shell out.  Think of how cool it would be to relax with your feet propped up on the bench in your very own booth as you peruse the "www" - perhaps the Dusty Hammer for example ;o). 

Of course the other option is to build it yourself.  Building a booth will require some planning and elbow grease but doing it yourself can save you a significant amount - plus you get to brag about how clever you are.  

Depending on your level of comfort with building projects and the amount of tools you have at your disposal you can choose to either “A” build a booth entirely from scratch or "B" build a booth from stock cabinetry from the hardware supply store.  


Build-it-from-scratch option


There aren't a lot of free plans floating around on the internet for banquettes, primarily because they are fairly easy to build and honestly construction workers don't often think to document their progress.  But with enough digging you can find a few that may help you in your quest for dining booth bliss.  Take, for instance, Dianne's - offering close ups of design elements and material used on her corner banquette or This one from the DIY Network - (we've imbedded the video instructions below to help get you going in the right direction). 




Stock-cabinet-option
You can also build a banquette using cabinetry purchased "off the shelf" at your local hardware store in about a weekend with much less required tooling.  Mark Powers from thisoldhouse.com put together a nice one using 4 standard refrigerator cabinets, a little trim, and few cushions, and on another site Kyle Freeman briefly describes how he built one using IKEA cabinets here.  


***Note*** We've had the opportunity to do several built in banquettes over the years but haven't thus far built one with stock "off the shelf" cabinetry.   Since I can rarely back down from a challenge - especially when goaded by the rest of the office staff (double dog dares get me every time) - I have decided to build one from stuff we can pick up in a single trip to Home Depot.   Give us a couple of weeks and we'll post a walk through.   


Once you've built your seating, all you have to do is add some comfy padding then plan your next get together, cuz you've got yourself an awesome spot for chewing some grub or just "chewing the fat." 

One more option...


We almost forgot to mention the pre-made option.  Here's a list of a few vendor's that offer options that requiring little more than signing for delivery:


affordableseating.net - Competitively priced restaurant quality booths.  Has an interactive portal to help choose design style, fabric and color


dinerbooths.com - Commercial restaurant booths at fair prices.


seatingexpert.com - Yet another company in a similar price point vending their wares







For a more upscale look consider Ballard Design's Hampton 3 piece - you may want to steer clear of the stark white cushions however. 




For additional ideas or questions drop us a line, we'd love to hear your thoughts.  



December 4, 2010

DIY Project: Dress Boy in a Weekend


Ikeahackers.net recently posted this very cool Dress Boy Project.... 


Okay, by a show of hands… who knows what “dress boys” are?  Anyone?


Admittedly no one here knew what they were before either... and it took the office about 15 minutes before we finally stopped sniggering about the images the name conjured up.  Actually a "dress boy" is a pretty ingenious way to reclaim some old furniture and a cool way to de-clutter the bedroom floor. 


The basic concept is: cut the back portion off of a dining room chair, hang it on the wall and presto an artistic place to drape a few items of clothing - a “dress boy.”   After all, who doesn't like draping their coat (or other items of clothing) over the back of a chair, there’s something strangely satisfying about it… like staking claim on your domain, announcing you've returned to the castle, sort of symbolically peeing on the tree – perhaps just a wee bit much (no pun intended), but you get the drift. 

And the best part is, this impressive functional wall art is an inexpensive project that can be finished in a weekend -which means by Monday you could have some really cool clothing racks and no longer have to make excuses about why you left your shirt on the floor.  Here’s how to install this handy hanger in your own bedroom space:


Materials: Two second-hand Ikea Bertil chairs (but most any dining room type chair will do), cleat, glue, screws, drill, circular saw, piece of fine grit sand paper, brad nails (finishing nails), paint(optional).


Step 1:  Using a circular saw, cut the back end of the dining room chair off leaving 3-4” of seat remaining.   You can either draw a straight line to follow or use a fence for the cut.  For simplicity we prefer making a fence from a 2x4 clamped to the seat and resting against the back.   This ensures that even with the bow in the back of the chair the line will be the straight across.  The 2x4 should extend past either side of the seat by about 9” to give the circular saw something to ride against as it starts and finishes the cut.   

Step 2:  Measure the inside of the chair from apron to apron (side to side) and cut the French cleat (a 2x4 that has been cut at a 45 deg angle lengthwise) to length.  Install one half of the French cleat using some glue and nails. Fill the nail holes with spackle or wood filler.  Lightly sand and paint chairs to desired color - these were painted the same color as the wall for some additional contemporary flair - paint your's according to your decor.   


***Note*** The French cleat is a good way to “lock” the chair into place on the wall.  It is capable of holding an impressive bundle of clothes, doesn't take up much room and allows the chair to be removed for easy clean up.  Please DO NOT attempt to make the French cleat with you circular saw – the cleat should be cut on a table saw for safety.  We want you to keep all your fingers and avoid nicknames like stubby.





Step 3:  Hold the chair up to the wall so the back feet are on the ground (unless you want your dress boy to be floating), position the other half of the cleat under the half attached to the chair (should look like a complete 2x4), using a pencil, mark a line under the second half of the cleat on the wall.  Use this line as a guide to screw the second half of the French cleat to the wall (note the direction of the angle), preferably through a stud or two.
  
***Hint***  Cut the cleat on the wall about ½” shorter (in width) than the half that was installed on the chair.  It also helps to shim the cleat off the wallboard a little bit - a few thin strips of cardboard from a cereal box works pretty good.    


Step 4:  Slide the chair over the mounted cleat and walla… you’re done.  Dress it up with a shirt or two and some slacks.  For some added detail you can even label the back like “His” and “Her” (to ensure you get one for your stuff as well). 

***Word of caution***  Be careful who you announce you have a "dress boy" in your bedroom to – and be sure to follow it up with a detailed description. 

Happy Remodeling.